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GO/NO-GO Poll for Our Halloween Couple Costume: Scrubbed. New Launch Window: December 12.
Flight loop transcript, reconstructed from memory and one very long text thread. Columbus,…
My Campus Tour Script, Annotated: 1,100 Tours Walking Backward, and What I Think About at Every Stop (It’s My Shoes)
I started giving campus tours as a sophomore and never really stopped. Now I work…
Thank You for Calling the Matching Hawaii Outfit Line. For Sizing, Press 2. You Will Need It.
For seven years I wrote phone menus for a health insurance company in Tucson. “Para…
GO/NO-GO Poll for Our Halloween Couple Costume: Scrubbed. New Launch Window: December 12.
Flight loop transcript, reconstructed from memory and one very long text thread. Columbus, Ohio. Wednesday,…
Call Sheet: Family Pajama Photo, Nov. 22. Six Cast Members, One Print Left Standing.
Distributed to: Marcus, Ruby, Sam, Grandma Bev (by text, she doesn’t open attachments). June is…
Close Reading: I Annotated a $228 Coat Listing Like a Poem. Two Words Sold Me.
Handout for Period 4 (which is me, at my kitchen table, with a red pen…
Hansard, Flat 2: The Burberry Hoodie Bill Tied 1–1. The Cat Had the Casting Vote.
Official Report of the House of Flat 2, Headingley. Sunday 11 October. Taken down by…
Personal Style Stories
My Campus Tour Script, Annotated: 1,100 Tours Walking Backward, and What I Think About at Every Stop (It’s My Shoes)
I started giving campus tours as a sophomore and never really stopped. Now I work…
Thank You for Calling the Matching Hawaii Outfit Line. For Sizing, Press 2. You Will Need It.
For seven years I wrote phone menus for a health insurance company in Tucson. “Para…
GO/NO-GO Poll for Our Halloween Couple Costume: Scrubbed. New Launch Window: December 12.
Flight loop transcript, reconstructed from memory and one very long text thread. Columbus, Ohio. Wednesday,…